Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks! (It's funny but I find them to be soooo true!)
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
You may live in Canada.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number,
You may live in Canada.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Maine for the weekend,
You may live in Canada.
If you can dive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada.
If you install security lights on your house & garage, but leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada.
If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction,
You may live in Canada.
If you find 2 degrees (36F) 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada.
1 comment:
I am Canadian born and raised, now living in the U.S. I found your blog by Google searching Canadian Humor (I was in that homesick mood). Thank you for the post. It had me laughing in no time. My favorite was the Home Depot one. In California we're lucky to get help from someone who does work there.
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